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1,罗丹雕塑沉思者,沉思了N年,终于抬起了头,站起来,高举臂膀,吼道:
“我要XXXXX!”
2,罗丹雕塑沉思者,沉思了N年,终于抬起了头,站起来,高举臂膀大吼——我要征服地球!说完,忽然咕咚一声倒地。
“他怎么啦?”围观群众好奇地问。
“他中风了!”一位穿着白大褂戴着眼睛看起来知识很渊博的人一边说一边从口袋里掏出一盒药——“治疗中风,请用XXXX吧!!早治早好啊!”
(不是中风,其他病症兼可。)
3,一男生欲吻一女生,忽然女生的喉咙里传来好像下水道怪物一样的声音——那怪声越来越大,男生的毛发根根树立起来,露出恐怖的表情,瞬间功夫一阵青烟消失了。
女生哀怨地说——因为气喘,这已经是被吓跑的第35个男生了. Fertilization several sperm enters the female reproductive tract, but only one fuse with http://pro-homework-help.com the egg and this fusion must be within 72 hours. 画外音:用三十五块钱买一瓶XXXX吧!换35个男朋友,值!!
4,一群赤裸上身穿着皮裙的原始人正围着篝火煮汤,热气腾腾香味弥漫,而且大家肚子里咕咕叫的声音都要汇成一支歌了,但是却没有一个人动手去喝汤,场面异常安静,有人忍不住打啊哈了,这时——举着XXX牌味精的小男孩回来啦!!大家高兴地迎接他,载歌载舞,把味精洒在汤里,这才开始吃喝起来. 5,火车上,一对情侣不停地接吻,旁若无人,啧啧有声,坐在一边的单身汉觉得自己在他们的衬托下显得很落魄,于是他——这对正在接吻的情侣被更大的接吻声打断,撇过脑袋一看,哇,那个单身汉正抱着一个奶瓶吃XXX牌酸奶!
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