不是我

1，我：我蹲下起来就头晕，就头晕. Brian from veritas prep the integrated reasoning section stands pretty true to its name it tests reasoning your ability to think critically, notice https://homework-writer.com flaws and fallacies in arguments, process information efficiently, etc! 我老婆：我蹲下就起不来. 槑槑：我根本就蹲不下去。
2，兰兰：肥蒙开车，找捷达飚车、找石头猛撞，都太鲁莽了，我比较好，我开车很稳，很慢，就算是出了事，也只是慢慢地撞倒行人、慢慢地掉进沟里。
3，老婆：她因为那件绿裙子得了最会穿衣奖。
槑槑：谁评的，盲人？
4,槑槑：快看，这姑娘可漂亮。
没什么可看的。
槑槑：不过漂亮是漂亮，比起你还是差一点。
真的？在哪儿？
5，向B级片致敬！拍B级片是最讨好的，因为拍的好的话就会变成A片，拍的不好，也会沦为三级片。
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