买衣服
我不喜欢逛街，我不喜欢买衣服，尤其不喜欢在买衣服的时候被人先是夸赞“苗条”，“天生的衣服架子”然后又显出为难的表情说我喜欢的那一款没有更大一号的了。我本是女娇娥，何以次次都以买男式衣服收场？
当然好在现在已经是男女不分的21世纪，上次在一家商店就看见一位帅GG试穿一件吸腰的小皮革西服，又黑又亮，肩膀上还拉着红色的杠杠，他对着镜子扭来扭去，不停问身边的营业员“好看么？好看么？”回答当然是好看－－尤其是那杨柳小蛮腰，被衬托的多么诱人那！结果他就买了下来。靠，不穿的时候还能挂在墙上当黑板。
千辛万苦左挑右选买回来的衣服免不了要被一群死党们抢着试穿，真该死啊，穿在别人身上就是显得更TM好看。然后多半会有人表示不久以后也要买一件相同的。这样就严重影响了我要穿新衣服臭屁的紧迫欲望－－就好像有人听见指甲抠在玻璃上就会降低食欲一样。所以买衣服还是和死党们同去的好，算准了她们不会穿的衣服，我才好放心买。
有时候遇见会说话的营业员，即便是不打算买的衣服，也要憋不住充大头买下来。她们会告诉你你穿上这件衣服实在是太好看拉，太合身拉，你简直生下来就是随着这件衣服长的一般，最要命的是，她们会激你，说，没有一定气质的人还不定敢穿。我想，好吧，我就买下来穿吧，我要让你们看看，什么叫做有气质，也就是说有气：air，和质：
quality!
可是也有不会说话的，比如买内衣的时候，刚跨进店门就被告知：小一号的在那边。。。。
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